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Worst Jokes - some of the most boring, irritating and downright unfunny jokes ever written.

Welcome to Worst Jokes. Our researchers have scoured the world, the internet and under their beds to find the dumbest, silliest and definitely not funny jokes. Here they are presented one one single crazy website for you pleasure and boredom. So get clicking and choose a few to tell at the next office party (if you want to make everyone think that you're insane.)


Worst Joke Collection

10 foot tall giraffe

20 Puns

A Bhuddist went to the dentist

A blonde ordered a pizza

A little love, a little affection, a little tenderness

A man soft fleshy tissue

A panda walks into a bar

A woman has twins

A year in the life of a dumb blonde

Accidental blonde

Against the Lawyers

Aliens are Sneaky

Arrives at the local bar

Bar Files

Bar Sandwich

Bartender Is Sitting Behind The Bar

Bet At Bar

Birthday Party

Bishop Into The Bar

Blackpool pleasure beach

Blind Man

Blonde and a computer

Blonde and an ironing board

Blonde and the train

Blonde attempts to drive to EuroDisney

Blonde car thieves

Blonde girl painting the wall

Blonde grenade!

Blonde has robbed your house

Blonde in a car accident

Blonde Men Jokes

Blonde or Orange?

Blonde pharmacists

Blonde with a diet plan

Blondes and Computers

Blonde's brain

Bob's Bar

Bright eyes, shining like diamonds

Bubble gum commercials

Buy a frog

Camouflage trousers

Chance for advancement

Chess Nuts

Chicken In Bar

Clever girl sick of all the blonde jokes

Coffe break warning

Complaining moaning men

Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop

Difference between a man and a sports car

Difference between a man and a whale

Difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS

Difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti

Difference between an attractive woman and a proctologis

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory

Doberman and Bulldog

Dog gone blonde

Dogs Not Allowed


Dumb blonde and a supermarket trolley

Dumb blonde couple

Dumb Blonde went to a film

Dumb traffic cop

Durnken Master

Dyslexic Man

Eat three cakes in the morning

Falling for a blonde

Fast drinker

Four little words you'll never hear a man say

Free drinks

Gimme a Little Head

Golf Club

Gorilla Bar

Green Green Grass

Help buying A Car

How can you kill a man

How can you tell

How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook

How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde

How can you tell if a man is happy

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves

How did the blonde die drinking milk

How did the blonde try to kill the bird

How do blonde braincells die

How do snowmen get around

How do you confuse a blonde

How do you drive a blonde Insane

How do you force a man to do sit-ups

How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree

How do you keep a blonde in suspense

How do you keep a blonde in suspense

How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries

How does a blonde commit suicide

How long can a man live without a brain

How many blondes to make a circuit

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb

How many blondes does it take to play tag

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb

I get so drunk

I only ordered

Invisible man

Ironing maid

Jumping dumb blonde

Laughing dumb blonde

Let sleeping blondes lye

Like My Wife

Local Bar

Lone Ranger and Tonto

Loud Music

Mahatma Gandhi

Man in Bar

Man in hospital

Man walks into a bar

Men always have stupid grins on their faces

Men never help women

Michael Jackson

Mirror, mirror, on the wall

Missing Cigar

Monkey In a Bar

Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years

my blonde girlfriend burned her nose

Neutron at a bar

Obnoxious drunk keeps hitting on an a lesbian

Offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican

Old Grudges

On which side do chickens have the most feathers

Painted Blonde

Penguin Joke

Penguin walks into a bar

Penny for your thoughts



Worst Joke Collection


People to have arthritis

Pizza advice

Police Man & drunker


Redneck Tips

Santa's favourite pizza

Seafood disco

Short sighted dinosaur

Someone stole things

Stolen Wigs

The accidental blonde

The blonde and the pig

The blonde tap dancer

The blonde that loved sheep

The blonde who hates jokes

The blonde who was a really good cook

The difference between a man and a cat

The Gay Bar

The Lawyer and the Blonde

The Pope and Dopey

There is a guy sitting at a bar and is drinking shots

Time for a blonde

Totally confuse a Blonde Man

Try to prove a point

Trying to be helpful

Twelve goes to a bar

Two antennas met on a roof

Two cannibals are eating a clown

Two cows

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak

Two fish swim into a concrete wall

Two peanuts walk into a bar

Two strings walk up to a bar

UFO and Blondes

Vampire Jokes

Vampires In bar

Want to get married

What are three little words you'll never hear a man say

What did god say after he made Adam

What did letter O say to figure 8

What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra

What did the stamp say to the letter

What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common

What do men and beer bottles have in common

What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground

What do you call a blind deer

What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes

What do you call a blonde on a University Campus

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet

What do you call a fish with no eyes

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head

What do you call a man with a vasectomy

What do you call a man with an IQ of 50

What do you call a man with brown paper trousers

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you

What do you get if you cross George Bush with a baboon

What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes

What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common

What does a blonde Owl say

What does a man say after his third orgasm

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say

What does pride go before

What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers

What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde

What is foreplay for a blonde?

What is the definition of gross ignorance

What is the thinnest book in the world

What kind of paper likes music

What Time Bar Opens

What’s green and like’s snow

What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group?

What's a man's idea of a seven-course meal

What's five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty

What's furry and minty

What's the definition of a bad date

Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mercedes

What's the difference between a man and childbirth

What's the difference between a man and yogurt

What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's

What's the difference between men and chimpanzees

What's the longest word in the English language

What's white and goes up

When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas

Why are beer cans so easy to open

Why are blonde jokes so short

Why are blondes hurt by people's words

Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease

Why are dogs better than men

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

Why are men good with maps

Why are there no dumb brunettes?

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs

Why did God create blondes?

Why did God create man

Why did the blonde call the job centre

Why did the blonde go to the rehab center

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat

Why did the blonde man drive into the ditch

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

Why do I need a husband

Why do men act like such morons

Why do men call their wives 'the little woman'

Why do men drive pickup trucks

Why do men get married

Why do men have bigger brains than dogs

Why do men have such big nostrils

Why do men think sex is like air

Why do men watch football

Why do women work harder than men

Why don't men make ice cubes

Why is it important for a woman to look her best

Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold

Why should husbands make the early morning tea

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed

Why were the rabbits eating the motorway

Why will there be a rash of divorces in about 15 years

Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party

Wife is not speaking

Worst knock knock joke of all time


You look terrible



This weeks worst - worst joke.

These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar. The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders. The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?"
The string says "Yeah."
The bartender says, "aren't you a string?"
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."




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